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ZOMG… Read this!

Where to even start?! I made a list:

• What ever happened to living in a free country? Can’t I more or less do what I want?
• Why is this suddenly a problem? What about books? Couldn’t you get hit reading a book and walking through a crosswalk? Walkmans (walkmen?) have been around since the seventies, for crying out loud. Why do we need a law 30 years after the fact?
• I’m a big believer in evolution, and if you’re too stupid to walk and listen to your iPod at the same time, then I don’t want you surviving to breed.
• On general principles, you shouldn’t use the terms “fiddling” and “blackberry” together in a sound byte. You sound retarded.
• Super Mario Brothers on a Game Boy? Why not Pong on an Intellivision? Where has this senator been, anyway? Pick a game & console from THIS MILLENIUM before you get all hopped up on righteous indignation, please.

Stupid lawmakers…