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and I never will. I could never forgive him for the death of my Wash.

I have been watching the only season of Firefly again and dealing with my celeb-crush on Alan Tudyk (a.k.a. Pirate Steve). If you just want to know how versatile this actor is, he is also the voice of Sonny from “I, Robot” and has played Lancelot in Broadway’s “Spamalot”. He is tall, cute, can sing and dance and has a great sense of humor. He is not married and he is 35, so sure he is probably gay but I am married so how does that interfere with this fantasy?

I am starting to really understand the novel Misery by Stephen King! Mr. Whedon, I USED to be your #1 fan until you killed my Washy in the movie… OK. so don’t worry Joss, I am not coming after you. I am just going to pout a little bit more and wish I could give you handfuls of money to make more episodes. Of course, that would be after I gave handfuls to Dan Milano for more Greg the Bunny including a role for Alan Tudyk. hee hee. I wonder if Alan has ever worked with puppets…

Alright, now that most men have learned not to stare, lets teach the ladies. Girls, it is rude to stare! I know they are big and I mean BIG. However, stop staring or I am going to ask your boyfriend why his girlfriend is staring at my cans. I am not a side show act or a stripper, but from now on I am going to start charging by the minute.

Right. You have seen these ads. Our pal Justin from Dodgeball (Mac) and the stiffneck guy in suit who represents the PC. In the ads, MacIntosh claims to never need rebooting, always work with any components, and offer fun and games.

I have a new MacIntosh in a house with a PC engineer. It was a fight to get it, believe me. However, I have been doing graphic design for over 12 years and I felt that it was justified. It has come in handy, but it has died on me a few times and required rebooting, does not work with my scanner and definitely does not work with many of the games on the market that are hot right now.

I never expected anything else really because it is a computer and computers do those things. However, I think it is just stupid for MacIntosh to advertise as though they do not. They are just setting themselves up to fail. Also, saying that they are hacker-proof is just an INVITATION to the mindset of a hacker…HELLO?! Have you never MET a hacker?

Well, those are my thoughts. Those guys NEED me at Mac.

Actually, don’t give me a beer. I am allergic. However, isn’t she lovely? The new face of Brainsprain is kind of low key, but I like it. I have spent the day researching artwork and deciding what it is that really makes me go. It has been a very effective use of my time. I find that I pretty much like a little of everything. One thing I have determined, however, is that I just don’t get Jackson Pollock. I feel like I could take a canvas and a bunch of left over house paint and do one of those in my backyard and you would not be able to tell the difference. Does anyone feel like doing this experiment with me? If you have some leftover house paint, bring it over. I am going to make a Pollock and sell it to my friend Sean for the cost of the canvas.