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There has been much speculation in the press today about what W might have said to Obama in the letter.  I managed to get a copy of it, and am sharing it here in a world exclusive:

Dear Mr. President,

Make three copies of this letter and send them to three other world leaders within twenty-four hours for eight years good luck!  If you don’t, terrorists will attack, natural disasters will strike when you’re not ready, and people will give you horrible approval ratings.  TRUST ME ON THIS!

W.