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As an American, I believe that we have gone the wrong way in dealing with foreign relations. Being proud of our culture is one thing, but to be hateful to the people of France while doing it shows a disrespect to Europeans on a level that is just no longer politically correct. If you really stop to think about the names we give to these people, you will see what I mean. We do our best to be conscious of those that live here, but what of the Americans that live abroad? Aren’t they Americans too? Take the people of France, for example. We have been calling them “French” for so long. Wouldn’t you be offended if someone called you French? All this time, we have had the answer right here under our noses. It is on every can of Spaghetti-Os and we couldn’t see it because we were just too racist or too proud. They want to be called Franco-Americans. That is their dream, people. So next time you go to McDonalds, proudly order your Franco-American fries and super size them! Do it for your country. Do it for ALL European-Americans. Remember, just because someone wasn’t born here or doesn’t live here, doesn’t make them any less an American and underneath it all, our veins are blue and our blood cells are either red or white!