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Fleen: Your Favorite Faux-Muckrakers Since 2005 » Interview With The Vampire Terror Suspect

Here’s a guy who was investigated for “making terrorist threats” for writing a web comic. Benjamin Franklin said, “They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.”

He was talking about us.

OK, I am on a diet plateau. I have done pretty well so far. Between me and Chad, we have lost a supermodel or a ballerina. I am getting impatient now though. I need to kick up the exercise. I have been doing the floor work (pilates-ville), but I am gonna need some cardio. After sitting with my tri-athlete friends at lunch yesterday and hearing about a 4 hour workout of swimming and biking, I decided that a daily dance jog really won’t kill me and it might be kind of silly and fun. Besides, I know the parrots will like to bob their heads along.