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When you’re walking five to seven miles daily in a theme park, you need a lot of fluids.  Even when you need a lot of fluids and consume a lot of fluids, certain fluid-related body functions speed up, and you find yourself visiting the many lovely restrooms available to you.  I found myself at Epcot in the World Showcase in the evening, and decided to make a quick run to the restroom in Norway.ÂAlmost all the urinals were occupied, so I stepped up to a vacant one, unzipped, and began to answer nature’s urgent call.  There were about 6 other men engaged in similar activity.  One of them had a six-year-old son/nephew/grandson/kidnapee waiting for him behind us. As it is inappropriate to relieve gaseous pressures in mixed company (even in DisneyWorld), one of my peers noisily made more room. The six-year-old behind us began giggling uncontrollably.  Well, I thought, there is no better time to do this, and besides, it’ll make the kid’s whole day if I follow up that other guy’s butt-trumpet with my own.  I also cut loose.  Apparently, I wasn’t the only one with that thought, as five other gentlemen also picked that very moment to entertain the youth.   The malodorous symphony we played for him sent him into gales of bellyaching laughter, which caused most of us to titter uncomfortably as we suddenly realized we had pressing engagements elsewhere.  As I painstakingly avoided eye contact with the rest of the orchestra and got outta there, I couldn’t help thinking that the six of us had just made a little boy’s special Disney Wish come true.